- If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy - Funny cat thieves
- There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
- The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. - P. G. Wodehouse
- Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other. - Stephen Baker
- Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it. - Winifred Carriere
